1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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