That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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