Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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