Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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