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  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:09am

    Fat chicks are not sexy, they try to do everything with their teeth

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm

    So, you at least went back to blowing him right?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:24pm

    wow.. 15 mins of bleeding.. who fucking cares.. get on with the sex

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:34am

    You are a failure at life...

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:37pm

    This is the best text on this site in a while!!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:02am

    Well you had the right idea...but I don't think blood = sexy?!?!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:08am

    She's just covering up for her herpes!!! Hahaha ewww gross.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:12am

    haha 12:08! she can just use makeup like your mom

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:00am

    imagine what a guy feels like when he catches his johnson in the zipper?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:38am

    Hahaha totally made me actually laugh out loud

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:09am

    Actually. The story on fml was about how she got his dick caught in his zipler and spent the night at the hospital.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:08am

    @1:49 have you considered it may have been the same person that submited (sp?) this to fml

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:03am

    Wouldn't be for me. Clean yourself up and try again.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:41am

    Should have broken your teeth!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:47am

    You should be extremely dissapointed in yourself

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:28am

    everyone should stop using the phrases "epic fail" and "epic win" - it sounds incredibly stupid. besides, using "epic" to describe everything makes nothing actually epic.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:57am

    Really kinky if it werent for the blood...