Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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