It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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