Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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