Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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