My room smells like vodka and shame
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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