if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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