dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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