Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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