I am puke
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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