I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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