okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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