It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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