No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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