Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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