he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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