Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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