I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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