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  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:18am

    Literature is supposed to make you think. The Twilight books are not literature.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:43pm

    your boss is a 12 year old pre-pubescent girl?

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:00pm

    Fuck Twilight. Fucking stalkerish, misogynistic, bullshit.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:46pm

    8:36 tickets have been on sale for 3 months

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:05pm

    quit your job. what's the attraction to mythical beings that have no use for humans except for as a food source? i mean sure you could fall in love with a vampire but eventually you're going to die a terrible and gruesome death when they need a snack.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:25pm

    Okay, lame. Not that the OP put this, or that their boss had the tickets taped to the wall, but seriously, more than just stupid little 15 year old girls like Twilight. When are people going to stop being so ignorant and realize that and stop stereotyping people who just simply like a book series. Everyone who likes the books likes it for something different. So stfu and stop being so closed minded.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:03pm

    Twilight is the gayest shit ever.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:41am

    TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:54pm

    That shit is almost as lame as these American Apparel ads. Anyone else sick to death of this shit?

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:11pm

    you can like what you like...if I like to suck dick then I am prepared to be called a cock sucker..If you like Twilight be prepared to have your intellect insulted

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:04pm

    I don't even know the person this is about, but I still have zero respect for them.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:23am

    Computers: so easy, a caveman can do it. Right, 12:11?

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:23pm

    Taylor launter's face looks like an asshole...in the most literal term

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:34am

    Twlight = worst movie series ever.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:25pm

    does your boss like the Jonas brothers too? I find the two often go hand-in-hand amongst pre-pubescent morons with no taste

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:34am

    1003 False. The book is in the Pre teen section. The reason to hate is the people that actually try and argue that it is romantic and the books were written well. They are the fangirls that are utterly obnoxious.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:39pm

    AH HAHAHAHAHAAA! yeah I don't take your boss seriously either.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:05pm

    8:01 is right. It's for teenagers not horny old women.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:01pm

    The books and the movies suck. If you are over the age of 18 and enjoy it then you look like an idiot. I wouldn't respect my boss if she was into it.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:37am

    Wow! Watch Bram Stoker's Dracula...thats more "realistic" vampirism. Twilight is NOT vampire anything. A "real" vampire would KILL that stupid pansy character Pattinson plays. TWILIGHT BLOWS! And so will New Moon!!!!!! Cry about it!!

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:22am

    it doesn't make you cool just because you can talk on and on about how much you hate the twilight movies. fucking retards.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:21am

    I don't know if you all know this, but osama bin laden likes twilight. Therefore, twilight is for terrorists. And fucking flamers.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:02pm

    Please, lets keep the twilight jokes far away fron TFLN!!!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:44pm

    7:13 please tell me you don't think Harry Potter is is actually "educational".

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:10pm

    Ugh, that's so sad. That shit is so lame.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:49pm

    It's Chic-lit--reading material for women with average to below average IQ's

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:13am

    1128 Twilight is professional wrestling, but at least in professional wrestling they have athletic ability.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:46pm

    Which is cooler, an orca fighting a great white or a vampire having sex? Guess we'll never know! Green Team!!!!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:00am

    1128 Main difference is that SPORTS ARE REAL. Not some poorly written poorly acted pop culture bull shit that is in the PRE TEEN section.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:09am

    New dick to suck more like

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:47pm

    its more educational than twilight

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:46am

    F U C K T W I L I G H T

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:13pm

    Twilight and New Moon are both teriible written, and only for people with no romantic life. Try Harry Potter if you want to read something educational.

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 24, 11 at 6:34pm

    You want worthwhile literature? The Wheel of Times by Robert Jordan. Better than Tolkien.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:26am

    So, this one time, I bought a calculator. It helped me with my math homework. -White Guy

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:28pm

    "It's so hard to take my (male) boss seriously when he thumb tacks sports tickets to his wall" wouldn't sound odd whatsoever. Heaven forbid women have interests that guys don't!

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:13pm

    Just because it's about vampires doesn't make it a trashy romance novel.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:32am

    Chicks dig 'em. I don't know why. I will, however, pretend to watch one if it means head.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:47pm

    what is Edward, 100? A little too young to be dating a teenager in my opinion... What if you found out your boyfriend was 100 years old but just never aged because of creepy legacy. oh and what if your boyfriend told you you smelled like herowin?very awkward if you ask me

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:40pm

    fuck twilight and everyone that likes it. 5:43 is right

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:29pm

    all your base are belong to us

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:07am

    Speaking of Mormons... Romney for President, 2012.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:28pm

    Finally a real one :)

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:10pm

    It's her right to shred her dignity

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:26pm

    Twilight sucks and I'm sure New Moon will too. Stick to the books way better

  • 48 70
    Submitted by honey on Mar 11, 10 at 10:12pm

    I appreciate this because my boss as well has the tastes of a flighty 14 year old girl.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:07am

    Finger her butt hole and shell give u a raise. I know. I AM her.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:04pm

    The chick gets pregnant with a half vampire thingy. Pretty lame.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:42am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:19am

    i would like to fuck everybody here.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:25pm

    Your right, 8:13, it just makes it rediculous

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:10pm

    1205 please explain how it is a good story. The story is mormon propaganda and about an obseesive controlling dbag that believes women are too stupid to make their own choices. Let me guess because he is a smooth talker he is romantic? Next you are going to tell me that the OC and Hills are great TV Programs

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:23am

    What, like bosses aren't allowed to be excited about something? Fuck you, person who wrote this text.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:58pm

    id fuck her new moon

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:58am

    LiKe OmGz I tOtAlLy CaN't WaIt FoR nOv 20tH....Spolier Alert!!! Edward sits on a wooden dildo stake and vanishes to fairy dust..then Jacob does lines of Edward off Bellas chest

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:29pm

    Authorative? Irony irony on the wall...

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:09am

    I agree with 12:18. Yet I'm seeing the movie Saturday

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:04pm

    It's "authoritative". Don't use words you can't pronounce or spell. Lame.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:22pm

    Hahahah. I love your boss!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:30am

    I hated the first movie but bought my tickets in early september... Looks a lot better... The boss shouldnt have them taped to the wall someone might steal them lol

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:06pm

    jacob black is the greatest thing in the world. fuck you all

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:25pm

    New moon is gonna be epic!!!!!! I'm sooooo excited and not true. I got my ticket last week and my friend got hers last night so hah!!

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:09pm

    werewolf sex sounds fucking magical ;)

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:59am

    I don't read anything written by Mormons

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:39pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:30pm

    hahaha Sven the fisherman you're my new favorite lurker

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:29pm

    I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this post about a year ago.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:19pm

    Then 6:17, ur life fucking sucks

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:08pm

    Talk to the boss' boss. Get her ass canned. Peter Principle it up, bitch!

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:20pm

    The Twilight series books are amaaaaaaaaaazingggggggg. Read them. =]

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:10pm

    & so it begins... TWILIGHT=FIGHTING.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:27pm

    I enjoyed the Twilight books. Except for the last one, man, did that suck a$$! Such a cop out. And movie was horrible. They ruined the entire series. Damn the Man, save the Empire!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:10pm

    i agree with 5:02. whoever hates twilight can suck it.

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:11am

    For real girls should have no interests other than pleasing their man and cooking. Punch that ho bitch and put her vag in it's place. No cunts in the work place unless there dancing on me.

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:14pm

    Actually tickets are SOLD OUT! They have been on sale since September or early, so this deffinatly isn't fake!

  • 40 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:36pm

    i don't think the tickets are even on SALE yet... this is clearly made up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:02pm

    New moon is going to be awesome. Op is a loser

  • 36 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:01pm

    NEW MOTHER FUCKING MOON!

  • 37 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:12am

    Somebody should steal them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:14pm

    lol hahah 5:10 is hella right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:03am

    I like how stupid people are getting to be. One person forms an extreme opinion, others think it's cool so they mimic the person, suddenly everyone hates twilight. "Twilight is for pre-pubescent little girls" is not a reason to hate it. Form honest opinions people.