Someone shit on the floor
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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