Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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