you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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