Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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