We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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