The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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