It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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