I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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