i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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