That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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