I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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