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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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IT'S A TRAP!
Pearl diving?
No thanks.
Jam out with your clam out!
Been there...reeled that!!!
sausage wallet
... which is why they all said no.
If you need to ask. . .
There is more then a pearl in there
No thanks, smells fishy. Fired!
Like the saying goes: if it seems to good to be true, it probably is. Keep your STDs to yourself.
NO response to that
Is it slimy and covered in seaweed?
Yup!! I'll take a look
The truth is revealed, ur a slut.
Mmmmm fuzzy pink minks :) Good ol' sausage in the hot pocket. The salami grinder! Haha :p
You go gi- never mind.
The bearded clam has been known to exibit such lesbianic behavior as clam clapping and is the distant cousin of the wisker biscuit
You sure you told them, that your lips won't clamp down like a real clam...preventing access to the treasure inside???? Guess yah didn't seeing that their eels didn't want to dare to explore for treasure.
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