so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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