The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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