plz talk dirty to me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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