i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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