What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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