I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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