I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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