She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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