Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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