I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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