I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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