i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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