is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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