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  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:33pm

    I wonder if Japanese men are pissed that American businessmen make their hookers' vaginas too large for their penis to feel anything...

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:37pm

    Meg-Dude havnt u ever fantasized about stickin ur dick in a hot ham sandwich, I mean just think about it for a sec

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    5:11's vag is a hot ham sandwich

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm

    Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.... FUCK you're cool

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:48am

    lmfao. I halfway want to quote this person in my daily conversations.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:31pm

    How bout when someone says "it's looks like you are pulling apart a hot grilled cheese"? Even better

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:51pm

    I dunno what's going on here but that sounds kinda good.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:13pm

    PS, Your mom has a beef and cheddar melt going on.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:22pm

    If it wasn't for their brown nipples and tiny vaginas we would have no use for asian chicks.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:05pm

    better than an open face roast beef au jus

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:20pm

    probably more like a hot steak sandwich dripping with melted cheddar

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:02pm

    no one gives a FUCK if you're first seriously, do you just wait around all day and make sure you get to post first? fuckin dbag

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:55pm

    4 words 5:49 - asian girls are hot

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm

    6:51 - how about one that looks like a liver parmesan grinder????

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:42pm

    Five thirty three -- nice one ! Fucking A. Tight Asian twat.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:03pm

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:27am

    10:31 i literally LOLed.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm

    STFU 1st! 2nd! 3rd! DUURR no one cares

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:23pm

    5:55 & 6:25 : HAHAHAHAHAHA "asian girls are hott" you literally made me laugh out loud histerically. fuckin yuck

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    My retainer smeells liek a musty vagine

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:29pm

    9:17 EXACTLY what I was thinking hahaha

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:21am

    Most are more like a tuna melt.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:39pm

    way to represent, birmingham.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:42.. you're fucking nasty ASIANS are nasty ass sideways pussy cunts YUCK YUCK YUCK how can you think thats attractive???

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:47pm

    Probably more like a rueben with pastrami and sour craut! Ew!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    Damn Scratch that 9th, make that 10th, and this is 11th.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm

    Wonder if it smells like a ham sandwich

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm

    9th! Quit fucking crying pussies. "OMG No one caressss." Obviously YOU do so stfu and get over it.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:31pm

    5:12 what is the significance of the 1st post on this website?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:28am

    At least she didn't say it looks like scrambled eggs with ketchup.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:56pm

    5:49. You're an idiot.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:30am

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm

    At least she said it was hot. Mmmm. . . . .I love ham sandwiches.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    who the fuck would consider that a good nite??

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:41pm

    Finally 205. Bham alabama

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:28pm

    uhhhh i know alot of Asian girls I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. while some are hot, many are extremely not. just like in America.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:57am

    Ok that's just nasty

  • 39 48
    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:47am

    Stds it shouldn't be hot maybe warm but hot... That's kinda nasty

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:42pm

    7:24 ...a 14 year old virgin that has no idea what a vagina looks like

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:01pm

    I hope he doesn't really think they're sideways

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:32pm

    Alabama girl here!! 205!!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am

    5:49 you should fuck a Asian at least once... You won't be dissapointed... Guarenteed!! *!YELLOW FEVER!*

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:03pm

    Someone fingered or gets fucked a little to much

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:24pm

    What about pussy that looks like a bulldogs face

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm

    GROUP X MISTER COKE YOUTUBE IT

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:51pm

    Worst description for a vagina I've heard (and I mean for creating a mental picture) is some guy saying his wife's vagina looks like a handful of roast beef.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 19, 10 at 8:51pm

    Lmao @ 5:33

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:17pm

    hahaha i think i know that bitch! the hot ham sandwich chick! she said the same thing to me

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:01pm

    Better that than a roast beef sandwich...

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:32pm

    Vaginas are disgusting

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    I never had a ham sandwich that bleeds once a month

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:25pm

    5:49 asian girls are beyond hott fuck you!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:00am

    A pussy pre-sex is like a beautiful rose. Post-sex pussy is like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:34pm

    hahaahaha @ 5:05 thats so bogus

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm

    yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:17pm

    In soviet russia the ham sandwich is a slut

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:33pm

    Firt post should get a prize. Perhaps a Costco sized bag of crunchy pretzels.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:31... that was the point i'm trying to make wtf is the purpose in saying you are 1st or 9th or wtf ever nobody cares

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06am

    is this in reference to the powderpuff game at pelham high school last wednesday?

  • 39 63
    Submitted by sammylulu on Mar 13, 11 at 9:18am

    I want a ham and cheese sandwich now.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:44pm

    my girlfriend is more like a tuna melt

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:39pm

    This sluts name is Lexi

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:10am

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:28pm

    sounds like a Big Montana

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:57am

    1. This is TFLN, not a football website. So shut the fuck up 2. Whether it's fake or not, it sucks and he put Alabama to shame

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:15pm

    foookey in muh bung hole