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  • 52 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:33pm
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    I wonder if Japanese men are pissed that American businessmen make their hookers' vaginas too large for their penis to feel anything...

  • 44 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Meg-Dude havnt u ever fantasized about stickin ur dick in a hot ham sandwich, I mean just think about it for a sec

  • 38 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:31pm
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    How bout when someone says "it's looks like you are pulling apart a hot grilled cheese"? Even better

  • 35 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm
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    Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.... FUCK you're cool

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:05pm
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    better than an open face roast beef au jus

  • 33 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:48am
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    lmfao. I halfway want to quote this person in my daily conversations.

  • 34 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:29pm
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    9:17 EXACTLY what I was thinking hahaha

  • 34 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
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    5:11's vag is a hot ham sandwich

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:02pm
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    no one gives a FUCK if you're first seriously, do you just wait around all day and make sure you get to post first? fuckin dbag

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:20pm
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    probably more like a hot steak sandwich dripping with melted cheddar

  • 32 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:55pm
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    4 words 5:49 - asian girls are hot

  • 27 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:59pm
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    My retainer smeells liek a musty vagine

  • 29 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:22pm
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    If it wasn't for their brown nipples and tiny vaginas we would have no use for asian chicks.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:47pm
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    Probably more like a rueben with pastrami and sour craut! Ew!

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm
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    STFU 1st! 2nd! 3rd! DUURR no one cares

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:21am
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    Most are more like a tuna melt.

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:51pm
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    I dunno what's going on here but that sounds kinda good.

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:03pm
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    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:13pm
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    PS, Your mom has a beef and cheddar melt going on.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
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    Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
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    Damn Scratch that 9th, make that 10th, and this is 11th.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:27am
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    10:31 i literally LOLed.

  • 26 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:41pm
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    Finally 205. Bham alabama

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:31pm
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    5:12 what is the significance of the 1st post on this website?

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:39pm
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    way to represent, birmingham.

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:30am
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:24pm
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    who the fuck would consider that a good nite??

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm
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    Wonder if it smells like a ham sandwich

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:42pm
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    Five thirty three -- nice one ! Fucking A. Tight Asian twat.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am
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    5:49 you should fuck a Asian at least once... You won't be dissapointed... Guarenteed!! *!YELLOW FEVER!*

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm
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    6:51 - how about one that looks like a liver parmesan grinder????

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:23pm
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    5:55 & 6:25 : HAHAHAHAHAHA "asian girls are hott" you literally made me laugh out loud histerically. fuckin yuck

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:56pm
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    5:49. You're an idiot.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:27pm
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    I never had a ham sandwich that bleeds once a month

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:49pm
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    5:42.. you're fucking nasty ASIANS are nasty ass sideways pussy cunts YUCK YUCK YUCK how can you think thats attractive???

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm
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    9th! Quit fucking crying pussies. "OMG No one caressss." Obviously YOU do so stfu and get over it.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:01pm
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    Better that than a roast beef sandwich...

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm
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    At least she said it was hot. Mmmm. . . . .I love ham sandwiches.

  • 22 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:57am
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    Ok that's just nasty

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:33pm
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    Firt post should get a prize. Perhaps a Costco sized bag of crunchy pretzels.

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:25pm
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    5:49 asian girls are beyond hott fuck you!

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:28am
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    At least she didn't say it looks like scrambled eggs with ketchup.

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:51pm
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    Worst description for a vagina I've heard (and I mean for creating a mental picture) is some guy saying his wife's vagina looks like a handful of roast beef.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:01pm
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    I hope he doesn't really think they're sideways

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06am
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    is this in reference to the powderpuff game at pelham high school last wednesday?

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:28pm
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    uhhhh i know alot of Asian girls I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. while some are hot, many are extremely not. just like in America.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm
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    GROUP X MISTER COKE YOUTUBE IT

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:34pm
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    hahaahaha @ 5:05 thats so bogus

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:17pm
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    hahaha i think i know that bitch! the hot ham sandwich chick! she said the same thing to me

  • 18 25
    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:47am
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    Stds it shouldn't be hot maybe warm but hot... That's kinda nasty

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:10am
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    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:32pm
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    Alabama girl here!! 205!!

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:24pm
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    What about pussy that looks like a bulldogs face

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:32pm
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    Vaginas are disgusting

  • 21 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:46pm
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    5:31... that was the point i'm trying to make wtf is the purpose in saying you are 1st or 9th or wtf ever nobody cares

  • 22 37
    Submitted by sammylulu on Mar 13, 11 at 9:18am
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    I want a ham and cheese sandwich now.

  • 15 23
    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 19, 10 at 8:51pm
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    Lmao @ 5:33

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:00am
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    A pussy pre-sex is like a beautiful rose. Post-sex pussy is like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:03pm
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    Someone fingered or gets fucked a little to much

  • 16 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:44pm
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    my girlfriend is more like a tuna melt

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm
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    yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:57am
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    1. This is TFLN, not a football website. So shut the fuck up 2. Whether it's fake or not, it sucks and he put Alabama to shame

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:15pm
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    foookey in muh bung hole

  • 18 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:42pm
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    7:24 ...a 14 year old virgin that has no idea what a vagina looks like

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:39pm
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    This sluts name is Lexi

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:17pm
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    In soviet russia the ham sandwich is a slut

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
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    yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

  • 14 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:28pm
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    sounds like a Big Montana