so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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