Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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