He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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